Funny School Jokes
Posted on April 26th, 2010 by Grand
TEACHER: "Jacob, go to the map and find North America"
JACOB: "Here it is!"
TEACHER: "Correct. Now class, who discovered America?"
CLASS: "Jacob"
TEACHER: "Why are you late, Grace?"
GRACE: "Because of the sign"
TEACHER: "What sign?"
GRACE: "The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow”"
TEACHER: "Frank, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
FRANK: "You told me to do it without using tables!"
TEACHER: "Noah, how do you spell “crocodile”?"
NOAH: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: "No, that’s wrong"
NOAH: "Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!"
TEACHER: "Dominic, what is the chemical formula for water?"
DOMINIC: "H I J K L M N O"
TEACHER: "What are you talking about?"
DOMINIC: "Yesterday you said it’s H to O (H2O)!"
TEACHER: "Glenn, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago."
GLENN: "Me!"
TEACHER: "Olivia, why do you always get so dirty?"
OLIVIA: "Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are."
TEACHER: "Donald, give me a sentence starting with “I”"
DONALD: "I is..."
TEACHER(Interrupting): "No, Donald..... Always say, “I am”"
DONALD: "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
LOGAN: "My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time"
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Sean, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?"
SEAN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
TEACHER: "Now, Alyssa, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
ALYSSA: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook"
TEACHER: "Caroline, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?"
CAROLINE: "No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;"
TEACHER: "Braden, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
BRADEN: "A teacher"
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