Men's rules for women
Posted on April 23rd, 2010 by Grand
We always hear the rules from the female side. Its time for rules from men side.
’)- Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or cars.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…. really!!!
- If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape!
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it! - Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us. - You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. - Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
- All men can see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. - If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
